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Opera Jokes, especially tenor jokes, have been passed from generation to generation in musical circles. Here is a list of some of the top tenor jokes of all-time.
These are, by far, not the only tenor jokes out there, but here is a list to get you started as you poke fun at your favorite tenor! These are common opera jokes that have been passed on from generation to generation. Some are actually true, especially the last joke on the list. Enjoy! (and for more jokes, visit our jokes about sopranos!) How do you tell if a tenor is dead?
Where is a tenor's resonance?
How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
Why was the tenor buried twenty feet beneath the earth?
What does it mean when a tenor drools out of both sides of his mouth?
How do you save a tenor from drowning?
What's the definition of a male quartet?
What's the musical definition of a half-step?
How do you put a twinkle in a tenor's eye?
How can you tell when a tenor is out of tune?
What's the difference between a lawn mower and a tenor?
There were two old men sitting on a park bench talking to each other when one of them asked, "Can I sing you a song?" The other man replied, "Sure, but only if can you sing tenor?" The first man asked, "What is tenor?" The other man replied, "Ten or eleven miles away!" – (Karah Richardson- Age 9) How many tenor jokes are there?
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